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SnooObjections9416 29 day.agoTLDR Warning & Blonde Joke warningBlonde, Brunette Redhead racing around town in a sports car with the top down late on a Saturday night. As they race down the boulevard right near their house, a cop going the other way flips on it's lights and sirens and starts to do a U turn to give chase. The Blonde, Brunette and Redhead are right around the corner from their house so they do a quick turn down a side street and start heading down an alley right behind their house, but they cannot quite make it to their driveway before they see the cop lights shining down the alley. Before the cop can get their car into the alley the 3 girls jump out of the convertible and each jumps into a burlap sack next to some trashcans. The cops pull in behind the now empty car but do not see the girls. One of the cops sees the burlap sacks and gives one a kick. The Brunette says: "meow, meow" "oh, there are cats in this sack" says the cop. So the cop gives the next sack a kick and the red head says: "arf, arf". "oh, there are dogs in this sack" says the cop. So the cop gives the last sack a kick and the blonde says: "potato".
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